QEPD Arturo Torres García
8 noviembre 1965 – 14 febrero 2014

 

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

The Wiktionary entry was created in 2008. I couldn’t find any other dictionary with this definition.

page-music:

so it turns out that my boyfriend and i have both completely forgotten when our anniversary is

WHOOPS

trickster-prince-loki:

jadesejasper:

conservacat:

keepmesmilingforever:

rocknrollercoaster:

Our African Wedding

My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.

This is too adorable

omg!!!

LOVEEEE

one of these is not like the other

This is when I say: “two types of people”

jtotheizzoe:

comaniddy:

science-junkie:

The Einstein Dollar by The Universe and More

Got my mind on this money
And this money on my mind

THROUGH SCIENCE WE PROGRESS

Make the knowledge rain

The fact that this bill has two different serial numbers makes me uncomfortable.

mournstash:

nutbustercumblast:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

WOWWWWWWW OH MY GOD

doctor when

I like both the OP’s message, and the fact that “Doctor When” would be a better name for the series.

I’m just curious.. let’s see how many people agree

shushasworld:

Reblog if you’d still love your friend if s/he comes out for being gay, lesbian, bi, or any other sexual orientation that isn’t straight

I don’t know why there’s a “would” there. More than one friend has come out and they are the same towards me, and me towards them, as always.

wholesomeblogging:

i can’t stop laughing at this dumb shit omfg

It’s not that life is cruel, but that people are stupid.

(Fuente: iraffiruse)

whiteteen:

no but really is the pokemon thing tru or is it part of aprils fools and everyone is playing along pretending they did catchpokemon

The augmented reality thing is a joke, but the rest of it is real (although I don’t know till when it will last)

Here's an idea...

mysteryguitarman:

We have 13 months (instead of twelve). Each month has exactly 28 days, exactly 4 weeks. We can name the new month “Joenuary" or "Pennatember”.

That’s 364 days per year. The last day of the year can be called “New Years Day”, and sometimes followed by “New Year’s Leap”.

This way, every day of…

I’m sorry, but I still like more the Symmetry454 calendar.

caramelgoddessxo:

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

Change can be a part of the definition. For example, acceleration is the change of velocity over time, by definition .

1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.

5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.

8. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

9. Don’t dumb it down.

10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.

11. If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.

12. Never park in front of a bar.

13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.

14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.

15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.

16. A suntan is earned, not bought.

17. Never lie to your doctor.

18. All guns are loaded.

19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.

20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.

21. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.

22. Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.

23. A handshake beats an autograph.

24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.

25. If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.

26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.

27. Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.

28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.

29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.

30. When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.

31. Eat lunch with the new kids.

32. When traveling, keep your wits about you.

33. It’s never too late for an apology.

34. Don’t pose with booze.

35. If you have the right of way, take it.

36. You don’t get to choose your own nickname.

37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.

38. Never push someone off a dock.

39. Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.

40. It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.

41. Don’t make a scene.

42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.

43. Know when to ignore the camera.

44. Never gloat.

45. Invest in good luggage.

46. Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.

47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.

49. Give credit. Take blame.

50. Suck it up every now and again.

51. Never be the last one in the pool.

52. Don’t stare.

53. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.

54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.

55. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

56. Admit it when you’re wrong.

57. If you offer to help don’t quit until the job is done.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

59. Thank the bus driver.

60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.

61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes.

62. Know at least one good joke.

63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is somebody’s son.

64. Know how to cook one good meal.

65. Learn to drive a stick shift.

66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a lifetime.

67. It’s okay to go to the movies by yourself.

68. Dance with your mother/father.

69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially at work.

70. Always thank the host.

71. If you don’t understand, ask before it’s too late.

72. Know the size of your boy/girlfriend’s clothes.

73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.

74. Be a good listener. Don’t just wait for your turn to talk.

75. Keep your word.

76. In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.

77. Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.

78. Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.

79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.

80. The opposite sex likes people who shower.

81. You are what you do, not what you say.

82. Learn to change a tire.

83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.

84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.

85. Don’t litter.

86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

87. You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.

88. Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm.

89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.

90. Make the little things count.

91. Always wear a bra at work.

92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.

93. You’re never too old to need your mom.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill.

95. Know the words to your national anthem.

96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun then sitting on the bench alone.

97. Smile at strangers.

98. Make goals.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.

A high school teacher’s list of 100 wisest words (via grillfriend)

Don’t tell me what to do.

(Fuente: mar-rs)

moonmolt:

do u ever remember u exist and feel rly freaked out

I sometimes forget I exist, though.