We have faith, but our truths are not the same

 

prototumblinguist:

polyglottalstop:

thecynicalidealist:

thecynicalidealist:

avocadobangalter:

hiddlesasstastic:

avocadobangalter:

swagger - to swag

Yo swaggo
Tú swagges
Él/Ella/Usd. swagge

Nosotros swaggemos
Vosotros swaggéis
Ellos/Ellas/Ustedes swaggen


This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time

thanks bro

Je swagge
Tu swagges
Il/Elle/On swagge

Nous swaggons
Vous swaggez
Ils/Elles swaggent

svaggeō, svaggēre, svagguī, svaggitus

svaggeō
svaggēs
svagget

svaggēmus
svaggētis
svaggent

Couldn’t it be?
Tú swaggues
Él/ Ella/ Usted swaggue
Vosotros swagguéis
Ellos/ Ellas/ Ustedes swagguen

tbh if it were a real neologism it would be swagguear so 

Yo swaggueo
Tú swaggueas
Él/Ella/Usted swagguea
Nosotros swaggueamos
Vosotros swaggueáis
Ellos/Ellas/Ustedes swagguean

And then the RAE would claim it’s actually “suaguear”.

HELP!!

prototumblinguist:

lhaasiri:

I need as many native speakers of English as possible to tell me what you think of the following sentences. Which one sounds most natural, do any sound weird? Do any just sound wrong?

Two strangers enter a bar, one after the other. They end up sitting side-by-side at the counter, and when the waitress asks what one of them wants, they both hesitate awkwardly because…

  1. they each thought the other would order first. 
  2. they thought each other would order first. 
  3. they thought one another would order first. 
  4. they thought themselves would order first.

Feel free to write any comments you have about any of the options! THERE’S NO WRONG ANSWER, FOLLOW YOUR GUT!

1, or replace “each” with “both”

They thought both other would order first.

My account shows I’ve liked 2153.00 posts. I wonder what I need to do to like a half post, or 0.01 post.

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

(Fuente: thehornymofo)

I thought I asked you to make this idiot-proof. Somehow, I manage to keep breaking it.

wurnbo:

why cant everyone just wear the same outfit everyday just like in cartoons

I wear different T-shirts, but since I always use the same sweater, nobody ever gets to see my T-shirts. So I’m kind of like cartoons.

How many times do I have to ignore the Themes blog for it to just get the fuck out of my dashboard?

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

How else should it be pronounced?

(Fuente: ewstarlord)